BOAZ: Goodbook 11-11-16

Warning! This is a joke. But if you have a daughter or a female you care about, you might appreciate the humor.

Our church has been going through the Bible together. Last week we talked about a touching love story between a woman named Ruth and a man named Boaz. Boaz was a wonderful man and treated Ruth very well.

So a bit of biblical dating advice:

Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin, Beatinyo-az… Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.  Amen!

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