Q: How do sheep in Mexico say, "Merry Christmas"?
A: Fleece Navidad
Q: What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
A: It's Christmas, Eve
Q: What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Q: How does Darth Vader like his Christmas turkey?
A: On the Dark Side
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosty flakes
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: It soot's him
Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitis
Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A: RUDEolph
Q: Why is Santa's helper depressed?
A: He has low elf esteem
Q: What do you call Santa living in the South Pole?
A: A lost Claus
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
A: Claustrophobic
Q; What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: I have no eye deer
Q: What do you call a signing elf with sideburns?
A: Elfis
Q: What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Q: What's the best Christmas present?
A: A broken drum - you just can't beat it
Q: What do you call a lobster who won't share his Christmas presents?
A: Shellfish
Q: Why did Mary and Joseph have a good marriage?
A: They had a stable relationship
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Let me know which one was your favorite...
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